Episode Report Card Kim: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Golden Girl
By Kim | Season 11 | Episode 10 | Aired on 10.19.2010
Backstage, Brooke is talking to Tony and Audrina. Tony gets to tell everyone that the band missed the first four counts of their song last night, which may have messed with their timing. I'll bet. You couldn't really tell. Florence and Corky are there and Florence is totally rocking the Mrs. Brady hairstyle. She says nothing interesting, as usual. At least it wasn't gross. Then they replay some of the stuff from last night, and after their routine, Tony bitches about Carrie Ann claiming he had a lift when he knows they didn't. Except they show the part where both of Audrina's feet left the ground. Which is a lift. Oh, poor Tony. So persecuted. I really can't stand him. I felt bad for him last season with Kate Gosselin and all, but he's a dick.
So are Tony and Audrina safe? And what about Florence and Corky? Well, Tony and Audrina are safe, so at least they aren't being eliminated because of a disputed lift that totally happened. But Florence and Corky are still in jeopardy. Let's hope that jeopardy... pans out? I don't know how to say that.
The three couples in jeopardy of going home are on stage: Derek and Jennifer, Rick and Cheryl, and Florence and Corky. One more couple is safe, and to the surprise of no one in the world, it's Jennifer and Derek. I mean, really. Did anyone think they were going home? Not that it's out of the realm of possibility, but there would have been more buildup. Remember when Sabrina went home? They wouldn't stop talking about the shocking elimination.
So who is going home? Thank fucking God, it's Florence and Corky. Why do they let people partner with Corky? He's awful. I'm sure he's a good teacher and a good dancer but there's, as Tim Gunn might say, a question of taste. At least Florence won't be in the audience anymore, begging to be on the show. Florence has some nice things to say about everyone on the show, especially the cast and crew. And she's been in the business for many, many years, so that does actually mean something. And thankfully, she has a classy exit instead of doing something gross. Goodbye, Mrs. Brady.