Episode Report Card Megyn: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT A Cock And Balls Story
By Megyn | Season 4 | Episode 1 | Aired on 07.11.2000
Cut to Wangler asking Adebesi if he still has the gun. Okay, time out. What's up with that hat on his head? Did Wile E. Coyote drop a boulder on his head, causing one of those huge lumps, and he hooks the hat on it? Is it a tumor? A little friend in hiding? I need to know. HOW DOES IT STAY ON HIS HEAD? Adebesi tells Wangler he's biding his time and waiting for the appropriate opportunity. If he uses the gun, he'll end up in solitary or death row. He has plans, and he reminds Wangler that they need a black man running Emerald City. Wangler looks confused and says he doesn't understand. Adebesi says, "Of course you don't." Cut to Glynn telling McManus that Adebesi requested to be transferred back to his section. He wants to oblige Adebesi, since his goal is to keep the racial waters calm.
Cut to said transfer taking place. Adebesi and Wangler slap five with various inmates they know. Once inside their pod, Adebesi shows Wangler the gun. Wangler wants a closer look, but Adebesi stuffs it down his pants and says, "Come and get it." Ew.
Now we see Augustus being introduced to Mobay, his new pod-mate. He's suspicious of him right away and questions him about where he's from. Mobay asks him if he's writing his life story. Cut to Chucky questioning his own new pod-mate and having about as much luck. Then we find out that Mobay will be working in the warden's office because he's got all kinds of crazy skills. He'll also be in rehab for his drug habit. When Mobay meets with Glynn, we find out that -- ooooh! Mobay is working undercover as a drug detective. Since the last one was executed, the warden wants to keep a close eye on Mobay so he doesn't meet the same fate. Mobay's plan is to try to make nice with the bad guys. Good plan, Mobay.
He immediately approaches Augustus, who, having half a damn brain, gets suspicious that Mobay Dick is all nice to him. Mobay asks him for drugs. Hill tells him he don't do no drugs anymore. Mobay asks where he can score some, and Hill tells him to just "stand still." Wangler, who seems to have overheard, beckons Mobay over and gives him some blow. And not the usual "prison" kind. Mobay pretends to sniff it up. They watch him do it. Satisfied, they walk away. He flushes it.
Cut to a new inmate on a cell phone with someone, explaining that he plans to appeal. Yeah, you and everyone else, buddy. He is approached by Stanislofsky, who tells him that cell phones aren't allowed in Oz and that he'll kindly dispose of it for him. The idiot thanks him. Stanislofsky leaves. Then he places a call. Says something in Russian. Please let this be over soon. The significance of this scene is totally escaping me. Now we see a flashback of someone smashing sculptures in a gallery. It's a French guy named Guillaume. Wangler approaches Frenchy and orders him to offer his shoes to him. This can't be good for racial tension. After some back and forth, Frenchy gives up the shoes.