Episode Report Card Pablo G: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT We Are Family
By Pablo G | Season 2 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.14.2012
Back at Casa Emily, Apprentice Man and Emanda go through WHM's things. His wallet reveals that WHM is, in fact, named Gordon Murphy. His cell phone has a bullet hole through it. Yes, but there's an app for that. There's a bottle of pills and Victoria's forged passport. Let's hope they weren't muscle relaxers for the Queen. I'm imagining some very uncontrolled facial expressions here. Apprentice Man notices a motel key that Ems doesn't see because her phone rings. When she goes to answer it, AM hides it in his boot, then pretends to be looking at Victoria's passport when Ems turns back around. The phone call is from Victoria. She's prying about why Emanda's still awake. Thinking quickly on her feet, Ems blames the reporters that keep bugging her. Victoria invites her over to discuss how they should handle the media tomorrow. They hang up and AM starts in that he needs WHM's cell phone, because it could lead them to the Initiative. That's not going to happen, Ems says, because the phone could just as well lead to Emanda's mother. AM sees he's not going to win this, so he tries the emotional appeal. He knows exactly what it feels like for Ems to have lost her mother, but she can't be distracted from the true mission. AM referring to WHM's body: "Now... are you gonna take the head or the feet?" When AM turns to inspect the body, Ems grabs a wine bottle and whacks him over the head with it, knocking him unconscious. Emanda: "The head."
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Flashlights. Dec and Trey are searching a nice home in the night for things to steal. Apparently becoming fully immersed in the world of cat burglary happens very quickly. Declan is all sorts of nervous. He feels like they've already got a good haul, but Trey insists on searching some more. They find a Babe Ruth-signed baseball and Trey notes that anyone who would leave that out in the open deserves to be jacked. Where else would someone keep an autographed baseball? Isn't the point to display it and lord it over people? I digress. The homeowners return, and that's the boys' cue to skedaddle.
Stowaway late at night. Amily sits alone at the bar with her laptop, a bottle of whiskey and glass of warm milk. Don't worry; Ams simply sniffs the bottle before trying to down the milk. Jack comes in and notices her insomnia, for which she's looking for cures online. Jack notes they're going to have plenty of sleepless nights when the baby comes. This sets off Amily about not wanting to raise the kid near beer taps. They need to set up a nursery. Jack's on top of it, though. He'll paint Declan's room, steam clean a rug and bring down his grandma's rocking chair from the attic. That's not good enough for Preg Nancy. She got a $5,000 gift certificate from Charlotte for the baby, and wants to do up the nursery in style. Jack wants no part of charity from the Graysons -- never mind that Charlotte is technically a Clarke. Jack's done with this discussion. Charlotte can be an aunt without throwing money at them, and he's going to do the nursery himself. That's about as hardcore as an argument about a nursery can get, I suppose.