Episode Report Card Gustave: B | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Day 2: 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 7 | Aired on December 9, 2002
Electric blue Kiefer. 24. Previouslys. Reza is questioned by Soul Patch about his ties to a terrorist named Syed Ali. Turns out he was just covering for Papa Crew. Lady Mac drops in on Palmer improbably to inform him of a growing conspiracy forming against him. Spawn takes back JonBenet from DaddyStopTouchingMe and sneaks her out of the hospital. DaddyStopTouchingMe tries to stop them, but En-Rick-Ay gives him a karate kick and they take off in DSTM's blue Lexus. Guess who gets to interrogate Nina? Why, none other than Kiefer. Impartial, professional Kiefer. Except he gets excited at some point and starts shooting at her in the middle of a videotaped interrogation. They hire a chaperone to protect Nina from Kiefer, but Kiefer drugs the guy.
Military airbase. Kiefer and Nina's big-ass armored ("amour-ed"?) truck arrives for a flight to Visalia. I had assumed they were driving to Visalia, but I guess they need to get there during this episode. Kiefer escorts Nina, still in leg irons, over to the awaiting plane. ShuffleStepNina tells an agent named Doug standing outside the plane that Kiefer drugged Agent Miller to "get her alone," and implores him to "tell Mason." Kiefer doesn't deny Nina's accusations. He even tells Doug when he should wake up Miller. Kiefer and Doug high-five each other, and it dawns on Nina that Doug's allegiance is to Kiefer and that he won't be relaying her message to Mason. Kiefer and Nina board a plane that looks like a vibrator with wings. It taxis down the runway. They're off. Oh, but wait. The agents aboard the plane are not so chummy with Kiefer. One of the agents, who is a dead ringer for Sean Astin ["and is another 90210 alum, Michael Cudlitz" -- Sars], informs Kiefer that he knows what he did to Agent Miller and that he'll be watching out for Nina's safety. Kiefer warns him to "stay out of it." PoorMan'sSeanAstin is all, "Consider me your new chaperone." Chaperone? That's an interesting word choice. It's like Kiefer and Nina are on a date. Then again, they sort of are. Kiefer goes over some Whatever Technology with a hot black agent whose death I'll be expecting shortly. Erotic Airways Flight 69 hits the runway and takes off. Its angry, hard shaft penetrates the moist, willing afternoon sky with a lusty ambivalence that wavers between new hate and old lust…okay, I'll stop now. They're on their way to Visalia.
Back at Chez Crew, PoorMan'sCateBlanchett gazes out the window while Reza stands outside talking to HandsomeBlackAgent, who has gone, like, three episodes now without being killed.