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By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 10 | Aired on 12.02.2012
Cary: "Um, also Killer Hobo works for a landscaping company. The trace amounts of drummer silt clay loam aren't actually that unique."
Alicia: "Wait so not only did I give his prosecutor inaccurate evidence, but I can't tell anybody?"
Cary: "Yep. Because then it becomes public record, and the Captain can use it against American Pyscho. Our client, who killed a girl in the woods."
Alicia: "Wait, explain it to me like a hundred more times."
GOLD & ASSOC
David LaGuardia, how nice to see you! Oh wait, it isn't. Oh wait, you're raiding the entire office and knocking cell phones out of people's hands. That's not so good.
HOME: THE CASE OF THE TYPES OF CONDOMS, PART III
Zach: "Mom? You know that whole thing about the condoms? So I 'ran' a 'cache search,' and I figured out when that person googled that thing. It was during Thanksgiving dinner."
Alicia: "That does not solve the Case Of The Types Of Condoms."
Zach: "Except immediately before that, Grandma Jackie logged into her Hotmail account."
(Or if that's not funny enough, he could say like, her Prodigy or her AOL. Because she is old, you see. That bitch is so old!)
Alicia: "Your grandmother has discovered Types Of Condoms?"
Zach: "I need a hug."
Alicia: "I need a drink."
VERDICTS
American Psycho: Guilty.
Killer Hobo: Also Guilty!
All Of Us, In A Sense: Guilty.
FERN BAR
Laura: "I guess we buy each other drinks, then?"
Will: "Sucks to be Killer Hobo."
Laura: "You know what, though..."
Will: "We can throw all of our combined evidence at his appeal, since we've discharged our own duties?"
Sometimes everybody gets out alive.
Sometimes.
L/G AFTER HRS
Kalinda Sharma sits in a room, in a chair, facing the door. In the dark. On the other side of that door is a tiger. This isn't the first time this has happened.
Nick: "Next time you want my attention, give me a jingle."
Kalinda: "Won't be a next time, son. You're outta here. I just called the cops about your drug business. They're probably already at the tow-yard. Here's an envelope with money, and a key to a locker at the bus station, where you'll find half of my twenty grand you're always talking about."