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Bachelorette


13-1 Weecap	Did I Shave My Chest for This? DeAnna Pappas Chooses From 25 Bachelors - DeAnna Pappas is so over Brad, you can tell, because he’s only talked about during ninety percent of the episode, instead of a hundred percent.	2008.05.19 2008.05.20	D	Daniel
6-7 Recap	Circle Gets The Square Once In Love With Ian - Actually, Square gets the Circle. Actually, Square gets no one. Actually, Circle just gets Ian.	2004.02.25 2004.02.27	C-	Djb
6-6 Recap	Loser Is As Loser Does Island Of Tropic Diseases - Try a little tenderness, Meredith. Try a little ANYTHING, Meredith. Just don't try pretending you like Chad. It's embarrassing.	2004.02.18 2004.02.20	A+	Djb
6-5 Recap	Save The Drama For Yo Mama Home On Deranged - Lanny's mom preaches, Matthew's mom rhymes, Chad's mom makes his bed for him, and Ian's mom disappears on cue. Good job, Meredith. Describing all of these guys in terms of their mothers is an excellent sign.	2004.02.11 2004.02.12	A-	Djb
6-4 Recap	Lanny, Get Your Gun One On One's So Slow - Your love gun, that is, you seafood-sautéing stud, you.	2004.02.04 2004.02.05	C-	Djb
6-3 Recap	Sssssssssh! Dude, Don't Be Such A Rick - Ryan M., seriously. The giraffes can't take it anymore.	2004.01.28 2004.01.29	B	Djb
6-2 Recap	Spare Me Bowlers And Bowling - Bowling is supposed to be nasty and foolish and sloppy and drunk, so you wouldn't think it would work inside a mansion, right? But seriously, with Rick and Meredith creeping up the place, they insure it will be all of the above. Hey! Save me the small orange ball! Oh, wait. That's just Rick's head.	2004.01.21 2004.01.22	B-	Djb
6-1 Recap	She's A Bad Nana Jama House Of Bland And Groggy - The Ghost Of Dead Grandmas Past haunts the first ten minutes of this episode, after which time it descends into an exact retread of every previous season of this show. That's why Djb didn't feel so bad aping his index-page headline from last season. Because seriously? It's the identical show.	2004.01.14 2004.01.15	A+	Djb
Extra	Lamb, Meet Slaughter Trista And Cryin' - Ryan bawls like a small child and it's all very pathetic.	2003.12.03 2003.12.08	B	Djb
Extra	Death Wears A Sweater Set Pretty In Peenk - Don't fear the reaper. For she will introduce you to people who let you taste delicious cakes.	2003.11.26 2003.11.28	C-	Djb
3-7 Recap	Worshipping False American Idols Attention Beggars Can Be Choosers - What if you threw a surprise reality-show finale and nobody came?	2003.02.19 2003.02.21	B+	Djb
3-6 Recap	Uncontrolled Substances The Men Tell All - Videotaped footage of a grown man urinating on his own bed is burned on our retinas forever. It just makes that whole cocaine-bust thing pale in comparison, doesn't it?	2003.02.12 2003.02.14	B	Djb
3-5 Recap	The Biorhythm Method You're All I Overthink About - Russ gets his aura read and his ego shattered, and Rhymin' and Sideshow Charlie get...well, laid.	2003.02.05 2003.02.07	C-	Djb
3-4 Recap	A Room of One's Own A Very Very Very Fine House - You could fit all of the action of this episode into Greg's studio apartment. And you could wipe that sneer off your face when you do it, young lady.	2003.01.29 2003.01.31	C	Djb
3-3 Recap	Ryan's Hope Oh, The Humanity! - "I like rocks. Rocks are gray. When you talk to a rock. They always say..."	2003.01.22 2003.01.24	B	Djb
3-2 Recap	Encino Evil Chargers: A Million / Dorks: Eight - Yeah, um, hi everyone. I'm Guy. Who the hell are all you people?	2003.01.15 2003.01.17	B+	Djb
3-1 Recap	Slice Up the Beefcake Debut - Twenty-five eligible blue-collar bohunks in varying degrees of cheap suits make their first plays for Trista's heart.	2003.01.08 2003.01.10	B	Djb